ALL Cards
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Pregnancy Fingers Crossed It Skips The Dads Face -
New Job One Strategic Screw At A Time -
New Job Office Cunt -
Christmas chav -
Birthday Plastic Twat -
Birthday Drama Magnet -
New Home Safe Space For Quiet Resentment -
Pregnancy Pretend Your Kid Is Cute -
Pregnancy Condom Allergic To Commitment -
Pregnancy Mood Swings & Crippling Farts -
Pregnancy Fall From Grace -
Pregnancy Wholesome Suffering -
Pregnancy No Gin, Wine & Weed Gummies -
Pregnancy Bloating And Bad Decisions -
Pregnancy Trap A Man With No Potential -
Pregnancy Tits Heading South -
Pregnancy DNA test -
Retirement Dead Soon -
Retirement 85% Less Bullshit Without You -
Retirement Miserable Old Bastard -
Retirement About Fucking Time -
Retirement Run Out Of Fucks -
Sorry For Your Loss Sincerity Is Exhausting -
Sorry For Your Loss They're In A Better Place