We're ZFG CARDS.

And We Give Zero F*cks About Playing It Safe.

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Origin Story

Somewhere between a bad day and a brilliant idea, ZFG CARDS was born. We looked at the greeting card aisle - full of pastel flowers, generic rhymes, and messages so safe they'd put you to sleep - and thought: someone needs to fix this. So we did.

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Who We Are

We're a small, loud, unapologetically British card brand on a mission to make people actually laugh when they open an envelope. No fluff. No filler. Just cards with personality, punch, and the occasional swear word.

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Why We Exist

Because life's too short for a card that says 'Wishing you a wonderful day.' Your mates and loved ones don't want wonderful. They want real. They want funny.

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What We Do

Savage Punchlines

No filter. No mercy.

Daily Irritations

Things That Piss You Off

Dark Humour

Wrong… but right

Lifes Moments

Birthdays, Anniversaries, Weddings… you name it

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Built Different

  • Premium quality card stock
  • Sharp print
  • Envelope included

Safe cards sit on shelves. ZFG CARDS get talked about. Stock them. Send them. Zero regrets.