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Anniversary Minge Like A Butchers Bin

Anniversary Hate Sex And Mutual Blackmail

Anniversary Fantasise About Killing Each Other

70 Only Thing Stiff Is Your Back

70 Slippery Old Bastard

70 Confidence Is Sexy...Sometimes

70 Still Chatting Up Men Half Your Age

70 Better Cross Your Legs

60 Finger The Blood Pressure Machine

60 Outlived Your Relevance

60 More Crack Than A Student Flat

60 Too Tired To Shag Too Bitter To Hug

60 Sock Foreplay

50 Lube vs Moisturiser

50 Blood Type Is Caffeine

50 Geriatric Pigeon

50 Terrible Dating Pool

50 Best Feature Is Probably A Loyalty Card

50 Only Buttons Getting Flicked Is On The TV Remote

50 Still Riding A Scooter To Work

40 Young Enough To Still Be A Dickhead

40 One Pulled Muscle Away From Death

40 Admit You're Just A Bellend