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40 Flaky And Falling Apart

40 Hope You Like Misery

40 One Pulled Muscle Away From Death

40 Sex Drive On Airplane Mode

40 Shit Effort At Life

40 Smells Like Midlife Crisis And Lynx Africa

40 Still Acting Like A 14 Year Old Gobshite

40 Too Old To Party Too Young To Die

40 Young Enough To Still Be A Dickhead

50 Best Feature Is Probably A Loyalty Card

50 Blood Type Is Caffeine

50 Geriatric Pigeon

50 Lube vs Moisturiser

50 Only Buttons Getting Flicked Is On The TV Remote

50 Still Riding A Scooter To Work

50 Terrible Dating Pool

60 Finger The Blood Pressure Machine

60 More Crack Than A Student Flat

60 Outlived Your Relevance

60 Sock Foreplay

60 Too Tired To Shag Too Bitter To Hug

70 Better Cross Your Legs

70 Confidence Is Sexy...Sometimes